To the crème de la crème
In a Posilac vein
Do you grace our fair world
With a milk colored stain
In war you’re our friend
To a 2,4,5 – T
With an agent of orange
For mommy and me
Then due to our largeness
You give Aspartame
With help from D. Rumsfeld’s
Republican game
When hungry are we
For a new fangled soy
You’re quick to oblige
As the GMO boy
How great is our want
For monopoly’s greed
You’ll answer with FAQs
In a suicide seed